So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you! " Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely. (I believe hip-hop to be the apprpriate language for taunting, at least until I learn French.)
I only have so much willpower, Helen, " he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid.
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Josephine Angelini
I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
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Carroll Bryant
The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.
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David Mitchell
Quest assignments are never wrong.
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Page Wisher
I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in public and are only marginally better in private. I...
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Tessa Dare
More Quotes By Christopher Moore
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
People, generally, suck.
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
